Why am I here? Thanks for asking. I'll tell you. I guess there just wasn't enough women rejecting me and crushing poor little Keith's heart in the big wide world, so I decided to come online so that I can maximise the amount of women that can reject me! It's working really well so far. Sometimes I can wake up after a long sleep to find out that one or even two of you have rejected me while I've been asleep. That simply wasn't possible before I embraced this online dating malarkey!
I've been single for a little while and have been bullied, sorry, "encouraged" to give Internet dating a go. I tried to find the love of my life on eBay but all I found was a second hand iPhone charger and that broke after two days. Then I tried to find my dream woman on Autotrader.com but all I found was an S reg BMW with only one wing mirror. It was either Plenty of Fish or YouTube next, so fingers crossed I picked the right one.
So who am I? Well I'm told I've got a good sense of humour. I perform comedy every week so I hope I have. I love music. Like seriously love it, to the point where I think that if I had to choose between being blind or deaf I would choose being blind despite all of the obvious inconvenience that would cause; I simply couldn't imagine a life without being able to listen to music everyday. I would like to go and see more love music. There's something so cool about being at a live concert and just KNOWING that right then, right there, you are in the best place on earth sharing something with other people. There's nothing quite like it. For the record, Prince was the greatest live performer out there and I was lucky to see him several times. My all time favourite artist.
I've recently got into photography and I shoot weddings as an assistant photographer and I enjoy the creative side of it. I also recently joined a boxing gym. I used to teach Kung Fu a few years ago in the States for five summers (Camp America is the greatest experience anyone could ever do). I play guitar but not to a particularly great standard. I perform comedy at least once a week and am passionate about that. I have written some sitcom episodes in the past and hope to one day get a sitcom picked up and turned into a series.
I have a fantastic circle of friends and family and would do anything for them. I quite enjoy my job and all the challenges that it entails. I'm generally upbeat and positive and definitely a glass of half full kind of guy. I'm good at making the best of a bad situation and never giving up.
I've said a lot here. We're not going to have anything left to talk about when we go for our first drink so this is me shutting up.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Drink? Coffee? Something relaxed where we can get to know each other within safe distance of emergency fire exits for either of us to run through after our friend texts us to tell us about their washing machine emergency!