So here's my crazy take on how I see things in the world of the romantically challenged..
Did you ever think that to the nuts inside, the peanut is like their whole universe? I mean they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison --the shell-- keeps them apart. It's so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell, uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, They're free! And it's like, "let's dance, you hot salty nut!"
With that said, and if you haven't already moved on to the next profile of that snazzy dude and his super cool trucker hat which he wears to the side, that he picked up at the Gap or some other uncanny mall shop.. Then I invite you to read on..
..And so with that said, here's a bit about me...
I'm a laid back, adventurous dude living in the Orlando area. I'm self employed for the past ten years. I'm a hard worker, I have an immaculate streak of sarcasm, and I'm in to many genres Pop Culture, movies, music, video games, I'm a writer, I attended art and culinary schools, and am a professional baker,chef and pastry chef by trade. I have an interesting mind and an epic sense of humor. I love music, it's a big part of my life, I used to interview bands, review music, and write articles and columns for music magazines around the country, sometimes I still do this on the side. I'm not in to the bar or club scene, although I do go out to see local bands at venues around town. I'm a good guy, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and I promise I'll keep you laughing and on your toes. I'm down to earth and always happy, and ready to have some fun. I'm respectful, romantic and know how to treat a woman right. There is a whole lot more to me that would just never fit in this text box. If you have read this far and like what I have had to say, I would love to hear from you. :-)
A porcupine, two midgets, a bag of pennies, a clown and model glue. Then we'll just have to see how it goes from there. I mean if your still around after that, I say we hang out at a cool cafe or book store in town and get to know one another.. I mean, that's kind of the perfect first date, isn't it ?