It's 4am right now and I'm updating my profile and while you might think that this isn't putting my "best food forward," I can assure you that it is better than the profile I am replacing. And it also has the benefit of being a stream-of-consciousness effort, so it's more raw!
It is essential that you despise Barack Hussein Obama, know that Hillary would be almost as bad, and that you are not drinking their Kool-Aid.
I have a professional job that keeps me out-of-trouble, debt free and living in my own house without parents. I've never been married and have no kids' but kids are OK though!
I'm kind to friends, polite to strangers and I love animals (more than I do most people)!
(I am really into buffets and science fiction, though I know those usually don't last much past the romance period.)