It's 3am right now and I'm updating my profile, and have absolutely no idea how I'm going to finish this sentence. You might think that this isn't putting my "best food forward" but I can assure you that it is better than the profile I am replacing. And it also has the benefit of being a stream-of-consciousness effort, so it's more raw!
I have a professional job that keeps me out-of-trouble, debt free and not living with my parents. I've never been married and have no kids; though that's not really on purpose, it just hasn't happened yet. Kids are OK though!
I'm kind to friends, polite to strangers and I like animals!
Edit: I just added "watching paint dry" to my list of interests and wanted to explain that I am totally serious and really into paint drying. It's exciting watching fresh paint dry when you don't know how it'll look on the thing you painted, and also if you're painting something like stairs (which I did recently) and you can't get up or down until they finish drying. (Tip on that is to finish painting where you want to be.)