Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering... Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.
I like being single.. I like it! I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic, because everyday I get a little more desperate. And desperate situations yield the quickest results.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We could possibly commit a few hate crimes, take the Lord's name in vain, have un-protected sex with multiple partners, pillage, plunder, steal from charities then end the night with a good cross burning at the beach. Kidding.