(Insert witty self-depricating humor here). I'm a hardcore geek. I can walk and chew gum at the same time. And correct your grammer (though I really try not to do so). I work a lot, I drive around aimlessly on my way home, I really don't like chocolate. I have a flamingo fetish, I prefer the book to the movie, I really like to make things. I'm a bit of a pop culture whore, I'm a lot of a flirt, and I'm probably not as good a driver as I'd like to think. I act, I pretend, and I don't always get the joke. I like big words, guys in eyeliner and grapefruit juice. I'm an amazing cook. I'm probably the most open minded person you'll ever meet. I may also be in the top 10 for sarcasm. I'm very much a girly-girl, but I swear like a trucker, and have recently spent a (very) small fortune on body mod. I'm definitely all pierced up, and I happen to like it that way. Kind of a closet gothling. I'm typically very laid back, but if you get my Irish up, I can and will kick your ass, both verbally and otherwise. I will enjoy doing so ;)
I'm quite the headbanger. Very into metal, doom and deathcore. Suicide Silence rocks my world. Also Placebo and random electronica, neo-grunge, anything with a heavy beat, plus a little old fashioned jazz for balance.
Taking time off of school, but can't wait to go back and get a double B.S. in Psych/Occ. Therapy. I would love to eventually start a piercing apprenticeship. We'll see what happens with that.
Where do you fit in? I'm really after some intellectual stimulation. That's not to say I don't want other things as well, but you have to have that great conversation before anything else can happen. Without that intellectual spark, nothing else matters. So come up with something creative; wow me and get me waiting for your next thought.
And let me save you some time: No, I'm really not interested in a booty call. Find another skirt to chase.
Also, I am bisexual. No you can't watch. But if this is something you have a problem with, you may want to keep moving. Sorry.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I don't really have a formulaic "good" first date. Show me something you're passionate about or teach me something. Classes, museums, walking through Riverside, or even just browsing the bookstore all sound pretty great to me. (Just let me know if heels are a bad idea beforehand.)