I have this really uncanny desire to be like Dr. House. I somehow find being arrogant, megalomaniacal, anti-social, hilarious, and utterly brilliant to be completely equipoised and self-satisfying.
I also want to look like Jared Leto. I think a hybrid of Leto/House is the ideal combination.
Who I'd like to meet: On the "seeing other people" side of things... Anyone who finds my above description of misanthropy attractive.
Also, it helps if you are an attractive brunette who is slightly obnoxious, yet capable of pulling out some class in a tight spot.
I'm interested in people who take care of their bodies, and who are not overweight. Yes, I realize this is inherently sizist, but I'm being honest about what I find attractive. Please also note that I find self-descriptions that allude to any subservience to a religion, a desire for children, or a parent of children to be inherently unattractive. Since I'm living in America, and the Midwest specifically, I have no doubt eliminated 99.99% of any respondents I would have otherwise received. Good.