Taffin: Can't stutter when you're talking with your eyes
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Noho, California
35 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
Taffin is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Film/TV Junkie

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About Me
Authored and illustrated countless fantastical comic books which were, unbeknownst to their millions of fans, actually autobiographical.

Founded a ghostbusting business that boasted a 97% success rate despite not believing in ghosts.

Worked to pass numerous anti-cannibalism laws at both the state and the federal level.

Reigning multiweek champion on both Jeopardy! and American Gladiators.

Founded a brief, unsuccessful bounty hunting business with Mr. T.

Kept a laudanum-soaked rag inside his cheek at all times.

Killed a hated rival in a pistol duel.

First Date
I like first dates that involve a little walking and a lot of people watching. That way we can make fun of people in case we run out of things to say to each other.

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