Wow. I'm back here again... POF. Here goes! Well I'm looking for some new pals with whom I might share similar interests. I have three kids, two of whom live with me full time. I am a single dad but I work and take care of my responsibilities. Not looking for a mom for my children or anything like that lol! I enjoy the outdoors. I have a cabin that I go to often to relax. My humor tends to be quite sarcastic, I can't help it!! I really try not to take life any more seriously than I have to. I am interested in anything outdoors and I love taking spontaneous road trips on long weekends. I also enjoy things that grow. I am an amateur mycologist with many years experience. Plants and the natural world fascinate me. I also enjoy brewing wine, mead, and all types of beer. It's another thing I've been doing for years. I like music and festivals and am generally laid back. A couple piercings, a couple tattoos. 420. I also read and write quite a bit (I love my e-reader!). Anyway I like all kinds of people so talk to me!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
The perfect first date huh? Hmm... Well we'd probably start at my alligator farm near Kosovo. Those rascals really love to show off! After feeding them a few orphans and a nun or two I'll whisk you off, via my private ultralight aircraft (you don't mind standing for long periods do you?), to my favorite little mysterious island in the Sun. Haiti. We'll feel the thrill of running through the streets with assault rifles and live grenades, hunting for the wily opposing clans! Woo! Exciting! Once we've quelled the rebellion and installed a puppet government it'll be time to relax! And you know what that means! A drag show at the local gay bar! Nothing sets the mood like an ice cold screwdriver and hairy men bursting out of women's lingerie! Once we 're good and screwdriven, we'd retire to my Castle by the River (Calgary Drop-In and Rehab Center), to be waited on hand and foot by my countless homeless minions. Both undead and others who merely appear so... Once we've slipped into something more comfortable (like a pair of Fundies!), we'll close the shutters and release the beasts! I mean, that's the 'perfect' first date but we could always just grab a coffee and go for a walky/talky ;)