About Me
Jan.19/09: I believe that should I have a near-death experience, then the voices of angels will be quite similar to this band, Celtic Woman, on my newly embedded song.
Sept.16/08: Alrighty, time to shed that country crap & bring out a vintage all girls one hit wonder band from Europe: Vixen's Edge of a Broken Heart. This would have been a great song on Rock Band 2 !
Aug.18/08: Ok, after hearing this damn song all summer long at tournaments, I finally found out the name of it & found it on the net ! Sara Evan's "Suds in the Bucket"
July29/08: Embedded song is the song du jour - The Outfield's "Your Love" (which I've been playing constantly for the past month or so... and no, there's no significance to it other than I heard it on the radio about a month ago & have been in retro mode since).
Mar.8/08: The Vespa's battery fired up last night & I'm out there today on my scooter ! w00t me !
Feb29/08: Yah ! I finally have a new car, a Ford Festiva ! I can finally join all those kewl POFer at POF events now !
Jan.10/08: Grrrr. Not a good start to the day today. Driving to work this morning, I rear ended a car. The driver that got out of the other car was a dwarf !! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?" That's how the fight started...
Jan.2/08: Hahaha ! I just noticed they have a category where you state your ownership of a vehicle status ! Hahaha !
Dec.7/07: Yes, that's my latest favorite song... Money Honey by State of Shock.
Aug.18/07: I am McLovin...
Aug.15/07: *sigh* my excellent ex-main pic with my fabulously minty bike has been deleted :( I guess everyone will have to log onto Facebook to view it now...
Aug.13/07: wth? Why is everyone leaving POF like crazy in the last 4 or 5 months? I've had over 30 peeps abandon POF & those selfish **stards/wenches took my "Fav List Numbers" down with them ! My fav list is being decimated & plummeting faster than David Caruso's career circa 1999 ! Grrrrr.
Apr9/07: OMG !! All my lovely pics ! *cries* Well, this is disheartening. Good thing I found a new 'net site addiction to fill my time... facebook !
Mar.5/07: I read somewhere that chicks love baby pics of yourself. So my parents sent me some baby pics to post on here... pic #4 ! Adore me ! (Ok, I give up trying to uncrop that damn pic. The caption reads: BB's Baby Pics... Never Suspected He'd Turn Out Gay)
Feb.14/07: Ok, did anyone else get a bag of flaming poo for V-Day?
Jan.31/07: Ok, the peer pressure was getting to me, I capitulated and I had to get a "princess" name too...
Jan.22/07: YAH !!! I can post in the forums again !
Jan.14/07: another temporary forum ban until Oct.10, 2009 until I comply with a couple things...
Nov.10/06: w00t ! I can post again !
Oct.15/06: Update: *cries* ... another forum ban... Cya all Nov.11/06.
Sept.1/06 Update:
WTF? It's like the Spanish Inquisition with those damn testimonials. It's just all character assassination BS, don't believe a word of it.
Ok, I'm just bitter because I have to pay people to write positive things about me. Unfortunately, when you're poor like me, those were the best testimonials that I could garner with a bribe of two quarters. Meh, I don't care, I'm leaving them up, it'll give the illusion of a lengthier profile...
The BB Song (as penned by Trevor)
Here BB sits, gerbil in butt
Skimming through profiles
That don't make the cut
Knowing that somewhere
His true love must be
If only they'll overlook
His 3 inch wee wee
Back to the Xbox
Our sad Jedi friend goes
Hands are so sticky
From his cheesy nachos
Day after day
With increasing despair
I insist to poor BB
You must change underwear
Never a quitter
He goes back to the net
Looking for that gal
To extract his poor pet
Alas, he finds no takers
As he sits in the buff
If only God had blessed him
With his own furry muff
With great reluctance
I really must say
BB, if you don't get laid soon
You're gonna turn gay
And to my POF friends
I bid you adieu
Or as a Jedi might say
PEW PEW PEW PEW
We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming:
I ride. I'm a male. I haven't been spayed nor neutered, but that's ok, I don't care for Bob Barker.
****** whoa... I'm old, 41 !!*******
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