| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | ottawa Ontario | |
| Details | 36 year old Man, 5' 8" (173 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Blond hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Hang Out | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Dog | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | lion tamer | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some university | Do you have a car? | No |
Relationship
Intent pattytatty wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship pattytatty has been in was under 1 year. |
Interests
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About Me
Hey. I'm a heavily tattooed guy who's not up to much. I like to work out, eat sushi, and party. I think most religious and political views are bullshit. And we were born naked so it can't be that bad. Life is short, y'all. I have a dog.
I like tall women, but it's not a must. I also like a chick who isn't afraid to sit down and eat. Good teeth are a plus, too. Too much make-up eeeeeees noooooo gooooooooooood.. Here's my rule of thumb: If you look like a different person with make-up, it's probably too much (The MAC forcefield, amirite?)
I dislike tardiness, too much make-up and when gurlz spel like retardz cuz I'm jellus an a hata, holla! Seriously, you're Canadian and raised in the 'burbs. Knock it off. Although, I LOOOVE it when someone puts the phrase 'babygurl' in her profile and she's over 30. BwaaaaaaHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!
And can I just make a random observation here? If you look at female profiles there's a lot of "don't message me if you're this, this , that , this and this'. Two of the main gripes females make on this board (and in life) is that a guy is 'too old' or 'too short'; things completely beyond the control of mortals. But if a guy is like 'She's a little too this or a little to that for me' he is a shallow turd. And women wonder why they're single.
By the way I personally would NEVER say that about a woman....
PS: Some of my pics aren't the greatest, but at least they're REAL (you know who you are....)And I have a two-and-out policy as far as folks with no pics. If you haven't sent me a shot by the second message, see ya later.....
PPS: I have no quarrel with the awesomeness that is homosexuality. But the "i'm actually a guy" zinger about the third message in = i'm dippin'. And i appreciate you offering me the blow job, i really do. But i like teh ladies....
I like tall women, but it's not a must. I also like a chick who isn't afraid to sit down and eat. Good teeth are a plus, too. Too much make-up eeeeeees noooooo gooooooooooood.. Here's my rule of thumb: If you look like a different person with make-up, it's probably too much (The MAC forcefield, amirite?)
I dislike tardiness, too much make-up and when gurlz spel like retardz cuz I'm jellus an a hata, holla! Seriously, you're Canadian and raised in the 'burbs. Knock it off. Although, I LOOOVE it when someone puts the phrase 'babygurl' in her profile and she's over 30. BwaaaaaaHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!
And can I just make a random observation here? If you look at female profiles there's a lot of "don't message me if you're this, this , that , this and this'. Two of the main gripes females make on this board (and in life) is that a guy is 'too old' or 'too short'; things completely beyond the control of mortals. But if a guy is like 'She's a little too this or a little to that for me' he is a shallow turd. And women wonder why they're single.
By the way I personally would NEVER say that about a woman....
PS: Some of my pics aren't the greatest, but at least they're REAL (you know who you are....)And I have a two-and-out policy as far as folks with no pics. If you haven't sent me a shot by the second message, see ya later.....
PPS: I have no quarrel with the awesomeness that is homosexuality. But the "i'm actually a guy" zinger about the third message in = i'm dippin'. And i appreciate you offering me the blow job, i really do. But i like teh ladies....
First Date
Let's go eat somewhere. I can't trust a woman who's too self-conscious to shovel it back in front of someone they just met. Then we'll do what you want. Then what I want. Then what you want. Then what I want. Then what you want but I don't want. Then something we both wanna do . Then something somebody we ask randomly wants to do. Then what the bible says we should do. Then aaaaaahhhhhhh forget it . You pick...
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