birnbaumrocks: In the ayer a- a- errrrrrrrrr
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Seattle, Washington
33 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Virgo
birnbaumrocks anything.
High school

A pointing man...

I am Seeking a Woman For
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Hellllooooo. I have resorted to online dating because I am totally over the whole bar thing and wanted to find a way to meet new people. But First, I wanna preface this whole thing by saying that Im only interested in women who are HAPPY with their lives. I love my life and I live a rewarding life that I want to someday share with that special woman .

I've noticed that a lot of women who are on here are totally miserable and think that the solution to all their problems is finding the "Right Guy". If that last sentence describes you, please don't bother continuing. I want someone who enjoys living and goes to bed anxious to start again the next morning.

Please be mindful of the following before you respond:

Personality is EVERYTHING. You can be a totally hottie, but if you're boring and live a dull life, it wont work.

I go to church on occaision, so I don't see it going far if you have some aversion to organized religion.

Don't be a Skank....while its a good thing to be sexually progressive and comfortable, the whole world doesn't need to know it...I am looking for a nice girl...something along the lines of "lady on the streets but freak in the sheets"

I take pride in how I look, so should you. Please dress cute.

I freaking took out way too much in student loans for my degree, so naturally I am going to want to have some hardcore intellectual battles with you..It would be to your advantage to have a college education as well.

So to sum it up...hit me up if you are Fun, Smart, Cute, and Cultured.

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