(disclaimer)So let me be honest I may not be trim but if you are bigger than me; Been there done that. Sorry I like smaller women
I would love to find my Muse
I have my dreams and wants and one of them is to find a woman as adaptable and sacrificing as myself, it can't be a rose garden without a few thorns. I'm only human, but at least a LEO. Despite that I am thoughtful and too caring, but I am also totally NOT PC there is your warning I am sarcastic and have a fully developed sick and twisted sense of humor.
So what do I want funny, sweet, able to stand on their own, social, independent, but smart enough to realize that I need to be needed once in while (throw me a bone; pickle jar theory ). I have plenty of my own stuff and don't need anybody else's but if I let you in I can always make room. And finally I NEED to be able to look at you and want you, desire you! BE Attracted to you!
So, no picture, no service, hell I loaded a sh*tload of me! Don't you just love me already. And now you are a geek lover. Deal with it and chat me up!
I almost forgot, we all have busy lives and nobody likes to have their time or affections wasted, so if you write me I will write you back its only fair. I'm a big boy and can handle criticism; so if there is something you didn't like I would love to know. And if you find yourself on my favorites ( so that I can find you when I have the time to write) and don't want to be please remove yourself. I can take the hint!!! Well thats the end of my disclaimers and warnings.
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What it's like to date a Leo Man:
The Leo man falls in love easily and it usually does not last. This is because his emotional ideals of a grand and magnificent love affair quickly turn into reality. Leo man needs a woman who is grounded and in-tune with the realities of life so she can help him keep his feet on the ground. He may seem like he is casual and detached about love but this is not the case, he needs adoration and approval and if he receives this, he feels quite passionately inside and will treat her with amazing affection and be a wonderful cheerful companion. The Leo man appears to be a rock solid unemotional king but truthfully, he is very sensitive. He wants a woman who caters to him, not in a demanding way but he thinks he is entitled to this because of how great he is. Leo men are prone to be self-centered but underneath they are gentle and have lots of love to give providing the woman can give him what he wants. Leos get along with just about anyone and just about any type of girl is suited to him. The woman who caters to him and overlooks his faults (he thinks he does not have any) and the woman who does not nag at him will obviously have preference and a chance at a long term relationship. If the relationship lasts, eventually she will have to teach him that he is not the only great thing in the world.
How To Attract Leo:
Admiration is key. Admire them ands they will be yours. Leo is a fairly easy sign to attract they are very receptive to advances and come ons. Give them compliments, dish them out in handfuls because Leos never think a compliment can go too far. Even if you are faking it, they don't care, the simply love the attention. Be funny, Leos love to be entertained and they love to laugh. If you can make them laugh, you're good! Leos like the grand things in life, treat them to a lavish dinner or a cultural upscale event. Always have the best of the best and never try to offer them second rate. They think nothing is too good for them, they like everything posh so dress classy and nice, and have a good night on the town with the charming Leo!
Leo Erogenous Zone:
The back is Leo's most sensitive area. Most Leos have a well defined muscular back, compliment them on it while you lightly scratch your fingernails from the base of the neck down to their buttocks. They love a back rub or massage because to them it is being pampered. Get scented massage oil and give them a sensual massage and it is guaranteed to set the mood for a night of passion!
The other stuff you will have to read on your own!
'Ninjatime' from wimp.com and it's my new sense of humor yard stick. I really hope you enjoy the whole thing.