perfectly_imperfect26: wants to be a priority,not an option.
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Chicago, Illinois
Details
33 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Aries with Brown
Intent
perfectly_imperfect26 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Profession
Bartender


dating
most recent mobile pic 3/22






I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 9 years



About Me

i guess i can be silly,goofy,& a little crazy at times ,but hey thats why my friends and family love about me ,i think !!! Im sincere and brutally honest,Quite witty and a bit sarcastic .... im totally loveable !!i am a girly girl for the most part but still love watching sports and wearing sweats. I dont believe chivalry is dead,however i do think it is dieing and that is quite sad. I want the fairytale, i want to be protected and wanted, but hey honestly what girl doesnt ?!im a hopeless romantic and i want what my grandparents have !!
On a first date: .....I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone.
I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it".
I won't order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat. If you’re a vegan, click the x in the top right hand corner of your screen. Thanks.
I may call you the following day. I may not.
On the second date:
We will discuss the ridiculous happenings in both of our worlds since the last time we spoke.
Yes, I just typed all of that. Now, here's where the prospect pool will thin accordingly...
YOU MUST BE:
Funny
Loquacious
Driven
Single - (that means not LEGALLY married, you do not have a girlfriend, or are not dating someone casually)
Under 40
Over 26
Must have minimal drama in your life
Drug/Disease free - (everyone knows you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking)
Sarcastic – I can’t stress that enough.
Well-mannered, for appearances.
Able to leave work at work.
I AM:
not into one-night stands. I'm not in college anymore, and I don’t want to date anyone that has slept with any/every skank in a “Girls Gone Wild” video.
Very comfortable in my skin. Unafraid. Equally unashamed.
Not looking to get married in the next month or so, but over the **** buddy status.
Calm, collected, logical, rational, politically incorrect, and witty!
TOGETHER, WE WILL:
Bowl
Play trivia
Watch sports
Act like raging****eads in public establishments
Giggle at midgets
Fornicate regularly
Discuss books & the days events.
Drink excessively if the mood strikes us, and it will. Often.
Laugh at others and harder at ourselves.
One-up each other.
WE WILL NOT:
Involve species other than homosapiens in our bedroom routine.
Yell, argue, act like gigantic three-year-olds when we're upset.
Be dishonest.
Care what everyone else thinks.
Do any activity with one another's family more than once a month.
Act like something doesn't bother us, when it does.
Throw low-blows in times of frustration.

Oh, and just to make sure I don't attract the wrong type of man, here comes what some of you will be dismayed at...
I'm not a size 2 butim not fat either. I'm not the healthiest individual, but I'm not a walking heart attack.
I'm not into anything sexual that involves blood shed or leaves marks. General ass-slapping,hair pulling, dirty talk = perfectly acceptable and role playing can be discussed on a case-by-case basis. Yes, I did just type that. Dirty Sanchez is out, as well.

Bring your A-game, ****es.



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