Kmac_0887
Age: 27
Dating
perfectly_imperfect26: wants to be a priority,not an option.
About
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
City
Chicago, Illinois
Details
32 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Aries with Brown hair
Intent
perfectly_imperfect26 Wants a relationship
Education
High School
Personality
Profession
Bartender


dating
most recent mobile pic 3/22






I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 9 years



About Me

i guess i can be silly,goofy,& a little crazy at times ,but hey thats why my friends and family love about me ,i think !!! Im sincere and brutally honest,Quite witty and a bit sarcastic .... im totally loveable !!i am a girly girl for the most part but still love watching sports and wearing sweats. I dont believe chivalry is dead,however i do think it is dieing and that is quite sad. I want the fairytale, i want to be protected and wanted, but hey honestly what girl doesnt ?!im a hopeless romantic and i want what my grandparents have !!
On a first date: .....I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone.
I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it".
I won't order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat. If you’re a vegan, click the x in the top right hand corner of your screen. Thanks.
I may call you the following day. I may not.
On the second date:
We will discuss the ridiculous happenings in both of our worlds since the last time we spoke.
Yes, I just typed all of that. Now, here's where the prospect pool will thin accordingly...
YOU MUST BE:
Funny
Loquacious
Driven
Single - (that means not LEGALLY married, you do not have a girlfriend, or are not dating someone casually)
Under 40
Over 26
Must have minimal drama in your life
Drug/Disease free - (everyone knows you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking)
Sarcastic – I can’t stress that enough.
Well-mannered, for appearances.
Able to leave work at work.
I AM:
not into one-night stands. I'm not in college anymore, and I don’t want to date anyone that has slept with any/every skank in a “Girls Gone Wild” video.
Very comfortable in my skin. Unafraid. Equally unashamed.
Not looking to get married in the next month or so, but over the **** buddy status.
Calm, collected, logical, rational, politically incorrect, and witty!
TOGETHER, WE WILL:
Bowl
Play trivia
Watch sports
Act like raging****eads in public establishments
Giggle at midgets
Fornicate regularly
Discuss books & the days events.
Drink excessively if the mood strikes us, and it will. Often.
Laugh at others and harder at ourselves.
One-up each other.
WE WILL NOT:
Involve species other than homosapiens in our bedroom routine.
Yell, argue, act like gigantic three-year-olds when we're upset.
Be dishonest.
Care what everyone else thinks.
Do any activity with one another's family more than once a month.
Act like something doesn't bother us, when it does.
Throw low-blows in times of frustration.

Oh, and just to make sure I don't attract the wrong type of man, here comes what some of you will be dismayed at...
I'm not a size 2 butim not fat either. I'm not the healthiest individual, but I'm not a walking heart attack.
I'm not into anything sexual that involves blood shed or leaves marks. General ass-slapping,hair pulling, dirty talk = perfectly acceptable and role playing can be discussed on a case-by-case basis. Yes, I did just type that. Dirty Sanchez is out, as well.

Bring your A-game, ****es.



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