Non-Smoker with Average body type
Santa clarita, California
62 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Gemini
Funny4RealARTIST anything.
Some University
ARTIST Songwriter,Art,Music,Writing, eBay seller,

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Hi, I am Jimmy, a Creative, High Spirited SongWriter, now writing with Earth Wind and Fire. I'm a poet, Athletic & a Stained Glass Designer. Hope you love to laugh, cuz I am Funny. Only one thing missing in my Life, A Good Woman. I'm a kind, Compassionate Man. I don't have a giant Ego, but I have lots of natural Talents such as, I make people feel comfortable & at ease. I'm Athletic, Musical, Artistic & Quick Witted. Kids & Animals love me. I've got an Outgoing, confident, giving way about me. I've Traveled the World as an Entertainer, Singer & Comic..& I love to TEACH & SHARE all I know to be Interesting & Exciting. I am so Lucky to make my living, doing what I love the most, Creating new Song Ideas in Recording Studios, and Creating BEAUTIFUL Works of ART. But I am most Passionate about the great art of Kissing and the tender Touch. I've been told I'm a bit sexy & suave, & can make a Woman Feel Special, adored & Appreciated. Do these comics make you laugh? Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Bill Maher, Chris Rock or Jackie Gleason? Some of my Music FAVs are, The Beatles, 3 Dognite, Eagles, Isley Bros, Marvin Gaye, Elvis & The Temptations. I LOVE R&B, Rock & Soul & Love Songs & the New Country style songs. My Bands have been the opening act for many big Stars in Las Vegas. I like all types of Ladies, size, shape, race or color, it's all okay, cuz my Heart wants to love the person inside the skin. I appreciate Beauty, but that is not what I am after. I may be a Musician, but I am Not a Player. Been there, done that, it's too boring & shallow for me. I'm into great Communication. What I need is a Kind & Loving easy Laugher. I'm still in shape in Body & Mind, & I still Need some wild passion & great Lovemaking in my Life. An Open Minded Girl, a Girl I can trust, is what I desire. I'm Proud of who I am, How I've lived & loved, & am looking forward to a future Filled with Joy, Excitement & Fulfillment. I'm a simple guy, who likes normal things. I've got little to hide, so ask me questions. I've Rambled on here, Just to prove how Serious I am about finding that Special person, to make my Life complete. Recently, Both my Parents passed away. I was their Caregiver for 8 long lonely years. Now In have only 2 ladies in my life, my Dog named Monkey, & my Kitty named Gracie. You will Love them.. I'm a Romantic, Genuine man, with a wild, playful, naughty but Nice nature, it keeps me young. So I need a playful, cheerful lady. Where I live, I can't find a single Lady. I truly hope to find a Lady who makes me Smile. One who lives close would be nice. TELL ME, Are You ready for this Honest, Romantic Man? Let me know your desires. I can't wait to discover the lady who will be my missing link to fulfillment. I want to Stop Feeling so Empty. I hope you can Sense the Magic & Honesty & intense Desire in my Words...and I Hope these Words will Lead me directly into your open Arms. Be My FRIEND and LOVER, Sincerely, James Patrick Kelly

First Date
I spend a lot of my time in Recording Studios, where I can Create new exciting wonderful things. I Write the Music & Words to songs, play Guitar, Bass & Drums, and I'm a Lead Singer for the Recording Industry...I do Blues, Soul, Rock,Country and great Love Songs. I also Arrange music and am a Recording Producer. I have intense desires to be Fulfilled..Do you too? This Passionate Guy is lots of Fun to be around, and can make a Woman feel like she Really is Appreciated & Wanted & SEXY. I love to give, & I want to Share my ART & Music with you. I want to find a Lady who lives within 20 to 35 miles away, or Closer. Hope to connect with someone soon, cuz I want to Spoil Her, & Keep Her coming back for More. I hope it is YOU..LUV Jimmy

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