Hi, my name is Josh. Do You know somebody named josh? Would you like to? I sure would. I like to do fun things like plant flowers and then not water them, just to see if they can survive in dire situations. I also like to hike, ride bycicle, and other things I'm far too lazy to actually do. Do you enjoy dancing? I don't. Do you even know What you enjoy? And why is it always about you anyway? This is supposed to be my profile. Anyway, by now I'm sure you're more than interested in a real stand-up guy like myself, smooth as I am and all. Call me, I don't care what.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well if you like fun, have I got it. Fine dining, Romantic walks in the park, and a moonlit serenade, all of that is right out. We won't be doing any of that. But Mcdonalds has a very romantic atmosphere in my opinion, and there's nothin' like a bit of party liquor to really set the mood if you know what I mean. You probaly don't. I dont really care what we do as long as it leads to a little kissy-face. Oh yeah, you know I'm right.