I'm the type of guy that your mom adores, and likes to stay up late just talking and talking about romance and fassion and feelings and stuff. Wait, no, that's not right. I'm the type of guy that your mom isn't so sure about, but I give you five orgasms a night so you can't get enough of me. No, that's not quite right either. I guess I'm somewhere inbetween.
The truth is I'm a super laid back guy and am usually in a pretty good mood. I make a strong effort to look on the brighter side of life. I'm not much for complaining or gossip. I like to contemplate life. I'm the type of person who reads self help books and spiritual books and psychology stuff. . .you know, try and really know myself. I like to help people. . .yeah, that's a big one. I really admire people who are willing to lend a hand to others. Hmmmm. . .lets see. I aspire to greatness and encourage the same in others. I don't like to waist time; I like to do something productive as much as possible. I really think there's a grand purpose to life, and I'm all about fulfilling that purpose.
As far as relationships go, I don't play games or tolorate it from others. I'm totally upfront and honest. I like a girl who isn't superficial; who is more interested in the finer things in life; who has goals and aspirations. Goofiness is good. Seriousness has it's time and place but not too often please.
I don't try and act cool or better than other people or try and impress anyone. I'm not a big shot, but I am a superstar. I just do my best to be me and let people know that they are cool with me. I'm very non-judgemental.
Ok. . .well, I guess that about covers it. Oh yeah, and I have a really big C0CK.
Haha. . .ok, not funny.
Hmmmm. . .what would our first date be like. You would come over in some lange ray and get in my bed. No? Ok, maybe we would save that for another time. First date would be in your bed. Ok, ok, no bed. I guess we'll do the traditional thing and "talk" and "get to know each other".
I'm thinking something along the lines of bungy jumping. Or how about karaoki. No, that would be a little weird. Ooh, ooh, I got it. We'll go to all sorts of different clothing stores and try on wacky outfits and take pictures of ourselves with a disposable camera. We'll be fassion models baby, YEAH BABY! Then we'll go drink a few pitchers while we wait for it to get developed. Or maybe we should drink the pitchers before hand. Whatever. We'll think of something good.
You know, I don't think I really care where I go when I’m on a date. As long as it leads to you being naked. . . .kidding. Semi-naked? Ok, keep your damn cloths on.