First things, first, why the hell am I here??? I'm not going to bewilder you in riddles or doublespeak. It's quite simple: I'm ready for a relationship. I'm putting myself out there every way possible off and online. I don't want to blink and miss it!
Name's Ed, I'm manager of Spencer Gifts, and I'm also a graphic designer and illustrator.
So,,,, What the heck am I looking for? I'm looking for someone who brings something to the table. A person who you can take home to mom, a concert, party, museum, bar, wine tasting or dress up for Halloween with. A person who can take a joke, put me in my place when I'm wrong, but yet can lend an ear when I need it.
Alright, I'm not going to be a tool and blurt out traits (You know, like I'm funny, good sense of humor, blah blah), I'll just send a vibe and you can get a gauge of my personality.
One of my biggest passions is art. My favorite media includes acrylics, pen and ink, guoache, charcoal. I absolutely love drawing people/portraits. Love it!
I like to mess with the electric and acoustic guitar on my spare time, for fun. I love to jam with friends.
Love standup!! I watched several comedians live: Lewis Black, Jim Breuer, Dave Chappelle (who's fantastic live!), & Kevin Brennan, that's all I could remember right now! I hope to watch Louis CK, Brian Regan, Doug Stanhope, Joe Rogan and plan to see many more in the near future! Nothing like a well crafted joke!
I'm a huge comic book and video game fan so I'm very fluent in geek.
Believe me when I tell you this women: chivalry is not dead. I don't mind buying a rose for a woman (not on a first date, I can imagine that being pretty awkward), opening doors, pulling a chair for her seat. As long as you present yourself as a woman, you will be treated as one.
Sports: Yankees, Giants, Knicks! I also love to watch boxing. I can name all of the heavyweight champions backwards and forwards. Not that's actually useful for anything.
Music:I generally like to judge a song by its quality, not by genre, and sometimes it takes several listenings to truly enjoy a song.
Here is my extensive range: Big L, Eminem, Big Pun, Biggie, Wu Tang Clan, DMX, Megadeth, DVDA, Nirvana, Primordial (best band nobody has heard of, period!), Rodrigo y Gabriela, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Black Sabbath, Marc Anthony, Don Omar, Calle 13, Johnny O, Judy Torres, Marvin Gaye, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Stevie Wonder, and Frank Sinatra.
Movies: 300(the most over the top epic movie of all time!), Sin City, The Original Planet of the Apes, Spider-Man, The Informant!, Terminator 2, Naked Gun, Bangkok Dangerous (Thai version), Akira, City of God, Office Space, Dumb and Dumber, Avatar, District 9, Waltz for Bashir, Talladega Nights, Paranormal Activity.
I want to be 100% clear, I'm not here for friends or internet penpals. I apologize in advance if you are seeking that kind of companionship and I don't want to waste anyone's time.
Other than that, I can write how my ideal person looks like, acts like, smells like, but one thing trumps all: Chemistry.
My only major stipulation: Message me if your heart truly desires.
And I can care less about your instagram..