I once won the internet with a Flo Rida quote. That should be all you need to know to fall madly in love. And now that you are madly in love, i'll let you in on the fine print details.
I'm a writer, philanthropist, advocate and international motivational speaker focusing on mental health and homelessness awareness. I use my personal experience to educate and assist. I've found my passion, just looking for my place. I also have a sales based business that I'm in love with and working on building. Reality is I'm a simple lady. Survivor and thriver. Kicking ass and taking names... so that I can later send apology cards for ass kicking.
My super powers include sarcasm, awkwardness and bad jokes, also i am the master of the clpse up selfie. I had thought my super power was invisibility, I was wrong. Man that was a long bus ride home in my underwear.
My girl crush is Penelope Garcia (Bonus points if you know who that is). I'm a cross somewhere between her and Phoebe from Friends. To say I'm adorably awkward and quirky is an understatement.
I am also a wannabe geek. I love being surrounded by smart, fun people. Gamers, coders, professional students, tabletop, comics, the works. I'm not quite at geek status but I learn fast lol.
I'm a social media addict. Nothing is taboo or off limits to talk about in my life. I have learned that the more I share the easier life becomes. And life, despite its ups and downs, is a beautiful thing.
I have many piercings and a few tattoos. More tattoos are coming. If you're not into metal and tats I am probably not the girl for you. Oh and yes, my hair is currently teal. This changes at random. *Like now, surprise! Back to black!*
I'm super busy and yet not all at the same time. I'm looking for someone who will grab my hand and say "Fvck it! Lets run to Mexico!", even if we only end up at a Mexican bar 5 minutes away.
Not looking for an instant father for my daughter. Not looking for a Sugar Daddy to support us. Just looking for a friend, comedian and partner in crime (if you happen to also be a cook, maid, masseuse or musician bonus points!). Someone I can talk to, share a glass of wine with and someone who will laugh with me at my quirky antics and off beat sense of humour. I'm just trying to find someone whose life intertwines well with mine.
I love to sing. I am a trained vocalist with a hardcore karaoke habit. I own a guitar that watches me with judging eyes for not learning to play her.
- Do not use the words "gangsta", " ghetto", "swag" unless in jest.
- have your sh*ttogether. I'm not saying you need a house and a car and a 6 figure salary, but know what you want and be working towards achieving it.
- Do not have pictures of yourself giving the finger. For the love of god, you're an adult and trying to give a good first impression.
- Be able to laugh at yourself. Be comfortable with yourself. You deserve that for yourself.
- Know what you want and be straight about it.
"Move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom"
** I feel the need to be serious for a minute. In light of everything transpiring around the globe right now, please remember, violence is never the answer. No life should be lost to anger and hatred. Humanity is a precious commodity, treat it as such. **
Equality for everyone. NOH8
Fall fair? Scrabble in a cozy cafe? Beer at a quiet pub? You play the guitar and ill sing along? We can take a walk... in the snow... snow that looks like snowballs... not that I would ever throw a snowball... *evil finger tent*
Can't get to a first date without a first message though. If you made it this far (or you've already seen the Law & Order thats re-running on Bravo), take the next step :)
Remember, Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful.