| About | Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type | City | Cambridge Ontario | |
| Details | 28 year old Woman, 5' 10" (178 cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Not Single/Not Looking | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | Blogger/Copy Writer | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent KarmicEvolution is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship KarmicEvolution has been in was over 4 years long. |
Interests
About Me
Who am I?
I'm a professional hip hop dancer currently working on recording my own album of remixed 90s music. I used to be a Olympic caliber skier until an accident involving a squirrel, goggles and Tyra Banks caused me to lose my eyebrows and made me terrified of the snow.
Ok... So maybe not (Although I used to ski and I do love 90s music, poor iPod).
Actually Im a blogger. Yes it's a real job and yes I get paid for it. Well I get paid for company blogging, my personal blogs where I rant incoherently just get me free medication and a nice warm jacket that lets me hug myself. Im also a mother, a sister, a twitter addict, a pyjama enthusiast, a diet coke lover, a vocalist, an old fashioned romantic and a cuddle whore.
I am who I am. I have ups, I have downs, I have periods where I swirl wildly back and forth and Im ok with that. Im not here to be your mother, your child or your boss. Im here to simply be who I am and if thats fits with your life all the better. Being still relatively new at this life thing, I make mistakes. I accept the consequences and move on. Dwelling causes heartache I no longer need.
"Move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom"
I'm super busy and yet not all at the same time. I'm looking for someone who will grab my hand and say "Fvck it! Lets run to Mexico!", even if we only end up at a Mexican bar 5 minutes away. Not looking for an instant father for my daughter. Not looking for a Sugar Daddy to support us. Just looking for a friend, comedian and partner in crime (if you happen to also be a cook, maid, masseuse or musician bonus points!). Someone I can talk to, share a glass of wine with, watch House with and someone who will laugh with me at my quirky antics and off beat sense of humour. I'm just trying to find someone whose life intertwines well with mine.
I have feelings, thoughts, opinions and a personality. Cookie Cutter people and Yes Men tend to clash with me. Everything about me is big! Big personality, big car, big hair, big ideas, big dreams, big butt, lol. Go big or go home! Remember, Women are like roads... the more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
Congratulations!
You made it to the half way mark. Grab a drink, stretch, pee and come on back after this commercial break brought to us by Slap Chop! "You're gonna love our nuts!"
The Usuals:
Movies: I honestly tend to fall asleep during movies. I don't mind watching them I just cant guarantee consciousness the whole way through. If Night At The Roxburry comes on TBS though, I can totally stay awake for it. (Ill go hang my head in shame now lol)
Music: I love 90s music. I can listen to almost anything though (please excuse the obligatory generic answer there). I have a horrible habit of singing along to top 40 and Pink and Gaga are in my cd player (yes I still own CDs lol).
Food: Comfort food! Meatloaf, roast beef, cheese... basically anything that will go directly to my ass...lol
Books: I dont have a lot of time to read with a 2 year old running around. My favorite book is A Night Without Armor by Jewel. Its a beautiful look at fragility and strength through poetry. (Wasn't that a delightfully girly answer?)
Quick Randoms!
1. I hate socks. I would live in flip flops if I didnt live in Canada
2. My hair doesnt grow longer, it grows bigger.
3. I have a sunglass obsession, but its only because I lose them so often
4. I dance randomly and often.... but not well
5. I have a serious hate for pop music that blatantly samples other songs.
6. I drive a mini van... yes Im just that cool
7. I swear... not as much as I used to but more then most
8. I say things I probably shouldnt say, often, about anything.
9. I have gutter brain. I can't help it, Im queen of the random sexual innuendo (No it does not mean i'll have sex with you)
10.I actually like me, Im not obsessive about fixing myself up and making me "better". I can and do clean up well, but I dont NEED to just to get groceries, yanno?
I am just one woman. I am not trying to change the world, just the way I exist in it.
*Just a note* The "Want to meet" feature confuses me. If you want to meet me, say hi! I have no idea what i'm supposed to do with an email saying so and so wants to meet you. Should I message you? Wait? Send subliminal messages? Stalk your profile? Just say something! Oh and for those who I "Want To Meet", I was told to give it a try and see what other people do before I give up on it. Looks like most people have the same confusion as I do lol.
I'm a professional hip hop dancer currently working on recording my own album of remixed 90s music. I used to be a Olympic caliber skier until an accident involving a squirrel, goggles and Tyra Banks caused me to lose my eyebrows and made me terrified of the snow.
Ok... So maybe not (Although I used to ski and I do love 90s music, poor iPod).
Actually Im a blogger. Yes it's a real job and yes I get paid for it. Well I get paid for company blogging, my personal blogs where I rant incoherently just get me free medication and a nice warm jacket that lets me hug myself. Im also a mother, a sister, a twitter addict, a pyjama enthusiast, a diet coke lover, a vocalist, an old fashioned romantic and a cuddle whore.
I am who I am. I have ups, I have downs, I have periods where I swirl wildly back and forth and Im ok with that. Im not here to be your mother, your child or your boss. Im here to simply be who I am and if thats fits with your life all the better. Being still relatively new at this life thing, I make mistakes. I accept the consequences and move on. Dwelling causes heartache I no longer need.
"Move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom"
I'm super busy and yet not all at the same time. I'm looking for someone who will grab my hand and say "Fvck it! Lets run to Mexico!", even if we only end up at a Mexican bar 5 minutes away. Not looking for an instant father for my daughter. Not looking for a Sugar Daddy to support us. Just looking for a friend, comedian and partner in crime (if you happen to also be a cook, maid, masseuse or musician bonus points!). Someone I can talk to, share a glass of wine with, watch House with and someone who will laugh with me at my quirky antics and off beat sense of humour. I'm just trying to find someone whose life intertwines well with mine.
I have feelings, thoughts, opinions and a personality. Cookie Cutter people and Yes Men tend to clash with me. Everything about me is big! Big personality, big car, big hair, big ideas, big dreams, big butt, lol. Go big or go home! Remember, Women are like roads... the more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
Congratulations!
You made it to the half way mark. Grab a drink, stretch, pee and come on back after this commercial break brought to us by Slap Chop! "You're gonna love our nuts!"
The Usuals:
Movies: I honestly tend to fall asleep during movies. I don't mind watching them I just cant guarantee consciousness the whole way through. If Night At The Roxburry comes on TBS though, I can totally stay awake for it. (Ill go hang my head in shame now lol)
Music: I love 90s music. I can listen to almost anything though (please excuse the obligatory generic answer there). I have a horrible habit of singing along to top 40 and Pink and Gaga are in my cd player (yes I still own CDs lol).
Food: Comfort food! Meatloaf, roast beef, cheese... basically anything that will go directly to my ass...lol
Books: I dont have a lot of time to read with a 2 year old running around. My favorite book is A Night Without Armor by Jewel. Its a beautiful look at fragility and strength through poetry. (Wasn't that a delightfully girly answer?)
Quick Randoms!
1. I hate socks. I would live in flip flops if I didnt live in Canada
2. My hair doesnt grow longer, it grows bigger.
3. I have a sunglass obsession, but its only because I lose them so often
4. I dance randomly and often.... but not well
5. I have a serious hate for pop music that blatantly samples other songs.
6. I drive a mini van... yes Im just that cool
7. I swear... not as much as I used to but more then most
8. I say things I probably shouldnt say, often, about anything.
9. I have gutter brain. I can't help it, Im queen of the random sexual innuendo (No it does not mean i'll have sex with you)
10.I actually like me, Im not obsessive about fixing myself up and making me "better". I can and do clean up well, but I dont NEED to just to get groceries, yanno?
I am just one woman. I am not trying to change the world, just the way I exist in it.
*Just a note* The "Want to meet" feature confuses me. If you want to meet me, say hi! I have no idea what i'm supposed to do with an email saying so and so wants to meet you. Should I message you? Wait? Send subliminal messages? Stalk your profile? Just say something! Oh and for those who I "Want To Meet", I was told to give it a try and see what other people do before I give up on it. Looks like most people have the same confusion as I do lol.
First Date
Fall fair? Scrabble in a cozy cafe? Beer at a quiet pub? You play the guitar and ill sing along? We can take a walk... in the snow... snow that looks like snowballs... not that I would ever throw a snowball... *evil finger tent*
Can't get to a first date without a first message though. If you made it this far (or you've already seen the Law & Order thats re-running on Bravo), take the next step :)
Remember, Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful.
Can't get to a first date without a first message though. If you made it this far (or you've already seen the Law & Order thats re-running on Bravo), take the next step :)
Remember, Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful.
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