| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Lisburn Northern Ireland | |
| Details | 50 year old Man, 5' 11" (180 cm), Christian - other | Ethnicity | Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | Millionaire & Chocolate Factory Owner | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Some university | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Bob_di_Bilda is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Bob_di_Bilda has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a differentresult.
I could go on about how handsome, charming and witty I am but I will spare you all that! Just so you know what you could be getting into, here are some comments from friends and acquaintances:
"He is a very handsome man." Stevie Wonder
"He's like a brother to me." Jermaine Jackson
"He's not too streetwise - I asked him for Coke and he bought me a drink" Amy Winehouse
"He likes the odd beer - I once had a Becks at his house" Rebecca Loos
"We try to be like him as much as we can, but more talented" John & Edward
"He treated me like a real lady" Mae McFettridge
"He's lovely - once gave me his last Rolo. Of course I sicked it up later on" Keira Knightley
"He has a deep dark secret - I'll tell you all about it once I've sorted this TV aerial out." Rod Hull
Before I go, me and my boys were listening to a news programme last month which announced that Carla Bruni, wife of French President Nicholas Sarkozy, did not believe in monogamy.
"what's that?" asked my 13 year old.
"It's being married to only one person." says I.
"Oh." says he, "I thought it was a type of wood."
My youngest was watching England play on the telly.
"Daaaaaaaad"
"Yes?"
"Are Joe Cole and Ashley Cole brothers?"
The eldest was watching the History Channel with his brother one day.
"Dad, did you know that Churchill nearly got shot in World War 2?"
"What?" Cries the youngest "Is the dog dead?"
When my youngest was about 4, we were in Sainsbury's looking at some lovely bright orange Salmon fillets.
"Dad," says he, "Look - it's Nemo, he's dead."
When the eldest was 2, we were watching telly and I said a rude word. His mum immediately told me off:
"Don't say things like that in front of him, he'll repeat it!"
"Nonsnse!" says I.
The boy looks up and me, grins and says "Bollocks"
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a man goes into the Doctors and very loudly announces he thinks he's going deaf.
The Doctor looks up and says, "Can you describe the symptoms?
"Yes," replies the man. "Homer's the fat bald one and Marge has got Blue hair."
I'm waiting . . . . . . . .
ps Don't call me if you're lying about your age, smoking etc plus no-one with arms bigger than mine and DEFINITELY no tattooed bangers.
I could go on about how handsome, charming and witty I am but I will spare you all that! Just so you know what you could be getting into, here are some comments from friends and acquaintances:
"He is a very handsome man." Stevie Wonder
"He's like a brother to me." Jermaine Jackson
"He's not too streetwise - I asked him for Coke and he bought me a drink" Amy Winehouse
"He likes the odd beer - I once had a Becks at his house" Rebecca Loos
"We try to be like him as much as we can, but more talented" John & Edward
"He treated me like a real lady" Mae McFettridge
"He's lovely - once gave me his last Rolo. Of course I sicked it up later on" Keira Knightley
"He has a deep dark secret - I'll tell you all about it once I've sorted this TV aerial out." Rod Hull
Before I go, me and my boys were listening to a news programme last month which announced that Carla Bruni, wife of French President Nicholas Sarkozy, did not believe in monogamy.
"what's that?" asked my 13 year old.
"It's being married to only one person." says I.
"Oh." says he, "I thought it was a type of wood."
My youngest was watching England play on the telly.
"Daaaaaaaad"
"Yes?"
"Are Joe Cole and Ashley Cole brothers?"
The eldest was watching the History Channel with his brother one day.
"Dad, did you know that Churchill nearly got shot in World War 2?"
"What?" Cries the youngest "Is the dog dead?"
When my youngest was about 4, we were in Sainsbury's looking at some lovely bright orange Salmon fillets.
"Dad," says he, "Look - it's Nemo, he's dead."
When the eldest was 2, we were watching telly and I said a rude word. His mum immediately told me off:
"Don't say things like that in front of him, he'll repeat it!"
"Nonsnse!" says I.
The boy looks up and me, grins and says "Bollocks"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
a man goes into the Doctors and very loudly announces he thinks he's going deaf.
The Doctor looks up and says, "Can you describe the symptoms?
"Yes," replies the man. "Homer's the fat bald one and Marge has got Blue hair."
I'm waiting . . . . . . . .
ps Don't call me if you're lying about your age, smoking etc plus no-one with arms bigger than mine and DEFINITELY no tattooed bangers.
First Date
If you're not abnormal, I'd invite you over and do the three Cs
Cocktails
Cooking and
Candlelight
ps I cook from scratch - no jars or cook-in sauces
and finally . . . . .
A man and a woman marry and when they move in together he brings in a large wooden trunk secured with a huge padlock and tells her that she must never look in it.
25 years later, he goes off early to the Golf Course as usual and about an hour later, she rushes down to see what silver anniversary presents he has bought her. Her mood changes quickly as she finds no flowers, no choccies, no perfume and no card. In a fit of rage she charges into his study and crowbars the padlock off the trunk. Looking inside she in very surprised to find 4 golf balls and a brown envelope containing £800 in used notes.
Later that day, he arrives home in a panic but is carrying 2 dozen red roses, a bottle of champagne, a huge box of choccies and an even huger card.
"I'm so sorry my darling," he gushes "I hope this makes up for my terrible memory."
She looks at all the presents and forgives him instantly.
"I have a confession to make too," she says. "In a fit of rage, I jemmied open the trunk in the study."
"Oh god no, you didn't?" he cries.
"I did." she replies. "What's with the four golf balls?"
"Well," he answers, "I suppose you should know. Every time I've been unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the trunk."
"I suppose 4 golf balls in 25 years is forgiveable," she muses
"Thank you my darling," he replies, relieved.
"And what about the £800?" she asks
"Well," he replies, "Every time I got a dozen balls, I sold them for a quid."
Cocktails
Cooking and
Candlelight
ps I cook from scratch - no jars or cook-in sauces
and finally . . . . .
A man and a woman marry and when they move in together he brings in a large wooden trunk secured with a huge padlock and tells her that she must never look in it.
25 years later, he goes off early to the Golf Course as usual and about an hour later, she rushes down to see what silver anniversary presents he has bought her. Her mood changes quickly as she finds no flowers, no choccies, no perfume and no card. In a fit of rage she charges into his study and crowbars the padlock off the trunk. Looking inside she in very surprised to find 4 golf balls and a brown envelope containing £800 in used notes.
Later that day, he arrives home in a panic but is carrying 2 dozen red roses, a bottle of champagne, a huge box of choccies and an even huger card.
"I'm so sorry my darling," he gushes "I hope this makes up for my terrible memory."
She looks at all the presents and forgives him instantly.
"I have a confession to make too," she says. "In a fit of rage, I jemmied open the trunk in the study."
"Oh god no, you didn't?" he cries.
"I did." she replies. "What's with the four golf balls?"
"Well," he answers, "I suppose you should know. Every time I've been unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the trunk."
"I suppose 4 golf balls in 25 years is forgiveable," she muses
"Thank you my darling," he replies, relieved.
"And what about the £800?" she asks
"Well," he replies, "Every time I got a dozen balls, I sold them for a quid."
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