Seriously if you describe yourself as “Hot and Dumb”, please stop reading now and seek immediate help. You may contact me cause I know someone who could help you. If you have read this far I assume you do not need expert help and you are probably wondering if you should reply. You probably should reply and will reply after you find out how awesome, funny, intelligent, independent..... well according to my psychic, I really I'm.
If Kevin hart has an African brother I would be him. I love my mom who has been an inspiring and guiding force in my life. I'm adventurous and when I went sky diving I did a solo jump for my first jump. It was scary and fun at the same time. If you have ever tried skydiving, zip lining, or bungee jumping you are definitely my kind of girl and should reply asap.
After consulting day time TV shows it apparent to me that some men have abandoned there roles as primary bread winners. I for one own my own home, two vehicles(I live in the country, you kinda need that), have zero debt, college educated and I'm proud to say I wear clean underwear all the time.
During the day I work as IT guy(read Guru) wrangling plastic, metal and electricity to bend to my will and allow my co-workers to surf Facebook, Youtube and maybe do some productive work. For my side hustle I'm attempting to solve all the world grand challenges(well someone got to do it).
I'm sometime very spontaneous, I once drove for 24 hours from Tulsa to Miami, Fl after loosing a bet. Moral of the story driving sucks, next time I will fly.
I love to travel and I have been to Africa (Tanzania and Kenya) and Europe (Holland and England). I have lots (Kenya, Rwanda, china, the virgin islands) of overseas trips coming up in the next few months.
My Idea Lady
A lady that is independent and is not afraid of being themselves is very sexy to me. Honesty and the ability to communicate are really important to me because I believe that they are essential for a good relationship. I want someone who can appreciate simple romantic gestures like a postcard from a faraway place, or a picnic at the park. Women with smarts and intellects are pretty likely to have me wrapped around their fingers. Like Fabulous said “You Make me Better” when two people come together they should be make each other better. I think relations should make you a better person and enrich your life.
I know you have been waiting to really start leaving so go ahead and write back. To sweeten the offer I do come with a 30 day 100% money back guarantee, I mean you can’t loose with me even if you tried.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Do you know how to bowl? It makes a great first date because I suck so you pretty much guarantee to win unless you suck too which means you will be in good company of awesome people that suck at bowling. Hmm …... maybe it could be a club we could form.
We could go to a pool hall. Im somewhat decent at this but I can easily be distracted which may cause me to loose.
Hiking (not recommended if you not done it before) or just walking down at river walk or some downtown event like mayfest.
Take life the horns and let me prepare a day of good clean wholesome fun.