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| About | Non-smoker with Athletic body type | City | Ottawa Ontario | ||
| Details | 40 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aries with Blonde hair | ||
| Intent | waucka2 isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. | Education | Bachelors degree | ||
| Personality | Profession | Medicine |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Other | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
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About Me
Please only read what follows in the triple brackets if there are ads immediately to my left or below me. ((( Read this part like I'm whispering...The most important thing to do if the ad is there is to just ignore it, otherwise it just encourages it to stay around. Just like the time I fed a stray cat or dingo & it stayed around for a few days after. Whatever it was it took my neighbour's baby & she got all upset, going on & on like "...a dingo took my baby!" when it may have actually been a cat. I don't get it, it's not like she couldn't have another baby & it was only a newborn so she couldn't have known it very well. To me, it was more like the mom was acting like a baby & maybe the dingo (or cat) should have taken her! )))
So...just creating a profile right now while drinking & finger-painting on the walls of the house, good thing I rent! The site keeps prompting me to write more about myself so what else? Hmmmm, I'm looking for dating-only right now while I complete a post-grad degree @ uOttawa. Oh, and you should be a girl.
My STRENGTHS (& a bonus point for you if you share any) include a lifelong commitment to ongoing education; career growth; travel (out-of-country when possible {except to places with any barn-yard related flu's), preferably to beaches or for hiking - although cruises are always an option); and a talent for rapidly analyzing your life, seeing where your weaknesses are & intuitively knowing how you can make improvements. Oh, and I can't be hypnotized.
My WEAKNESSES (but no bonus point for you if you share any) include taking on a lot at once; stepping on people to get ahead; acting as a drug mule to finance vacations; & arguing with you about the changes you need to make in your life. Oh, and I kick babies.
I won't let my mom drive my car.
I also have a ridiculous-type sense of humour...Newfs have a predisposition for it, so at least I come by it honestly...
A little about me. I grew up in Nepal learning karate stuff & meditation atop a remote mountain peak in a secret dojo. By training in karate stuff & watching Chuck Norris movies 28 hours a day I quickly achieved my 110th degree black belt, moved here (this place) & was employed as a driving instructor with a school for road-rage offenders. I was quickly fired for being insolent & flying into road-rages (#@&*ing meditation anyway) because of the many terrible drivers on the roads in Ottawa (& 10 more bonus points for you if you agree there are a lot of bad drivers on Ottawa streets, ummm, except you & I of course).
Now I am a parking lot attendant. I can still run on treetops though & sword fight...but cannot eat with chop sticks (hurt my eye with them once). My 'glass' eye however is pretty life-like.
So...just creating a profile right now while drinking & finger-painting on the walls of the house, good thing I rent! The site keeps prompting me to write more about myself so what else? Hmmmm, I'm looking for dating-only right now while I complete a post-grad degree @ uOttawa. Oh, and you should be a girl.
My STRENGTHS (& a bonus point for you if you share any) include a lifelong commitment to ongoing education; career growth; travel (out-of-country when possible {except to places with any barn-yard related flu's), preferably to beaches or for hiking - although cruises are always an option); and a talent for rapidly analyzing your life, seeing where your weaknesses are & intuitively knowing how you can make improvements. Oh, and I can't be hypnotized.
My WEAKNESSES (but no bonus point for you if you share any) include taking on a lot at once; stepping on people to get ahead; acting as a drug mule to finance vacations; & arguing with you about the changes you need to make in your life. Oh, and I kick babies.
I won't let my mom drive my car.
I also have a ridiculous-type sense of humour...Newfs have a predisposition for it, so at least I come by it honestly...
A little about me. I grew up in Nepal learning karate stuff & meditation atop a remote mountain peak in a secret dojo. By training in karate stuff & watching Chuck Norris movies 28 hours a day I quickly achieved my 110th degree black belt, moved here (this place) & was employed as a driving instructor with a school for road-rage offenders. I was quickly fired for being insolent & flying into road-rages (#@&*ing meditation anyway) because of the many terrible drivers on the roads in Ottawa (& 10 more bonus points for you if you agree there are a lot of bad drivers on Ottawa streets, ummm, except you & I of course).
Now I am a parking lot attendant. I can still run on treetops though & sword fight...but cannot eat with chop sticks (hurt my eye with them once). My 'glass' eye however is pretty life-like.
First Date
My ideal first date would depend on the mutual interests we find we share after perhaps talking on the phone a few times. We'd initially meet, probably for a coffee or a casual drink. I'd likely be both a little curious & little nervous; curious to see how closely you match the image I've built up in my mind of you, and a little nervous to make sure you're not like a Transformer or part of a cult (like a Leafs fan, etc).
More seriously though, the first date most likely would NOT involve me helping you stalk your ex or lighting bags of poo on fire on their doorstep. Well, UNLESS we were going to hide in the bushes to watch them open the porch door, freak, & stomp the flaming poo-bag out, AND it was only for fun & not like for revenge or something childish like that.
I've found a great ice-breaker on a first date is for you to try to guess which eye is my glass eye (HINT: it's the one that looks pretty much identical to the large marbles you sometimes see in the bottom of someone's fish tank, mostly because it IS a large marble I picked out of the bottom of someone's fish tank). I haven't had any second dates yet so that one would be up in the air...I haven't had any first dates yet either come to think of it...not really sure why.
If you've actually made it this far through my profile then you may as well drop a line because (1) we may share a similar sense of humour (which is very disturbing), or (2) you've been hypnotized (which I can't be, unless I WAS hypnotized to think that...). You should not contact me if it would be a breach of your probation or mine and may result in us both being locked up again for communicating - you know who you are!
And if you read this entire profile than one billion trillion bonus points for you...and hope to talk soon!
More seriously though, the first date most likely would NOT involve me helping you stalk your ex or lighting bags of poo on fire on their doorstep. Well, UNLESS we were going to hide in the bushes to watch them open the porch door, freak, & stomp the flaming poo-bag out, AND it was only for fun & not like for revenge or something childish like that.
I've found a great ice-breaker on a first date is for you to try to guess which eye is my glass eye (HINT: it's the one that looks pretty much identical to the large marbles you sometimes see in the bottom of someone's fish tank, mostly because it IS a large marble I picked out of the bottom of someone's fish tank). I haven't had any second dates yet so that one would be up in the air...I haven't had any first dates yet either come to think of it...not really sure why.
If you've actually made it this far through my profile then you may as well drop a line because (1) we may share a similar sense of humour (which is very disturbing), or (2) you've been hypnotized (which I can't be, unless I WAS hypnotized to think that...). You should not contact me if it would be a breach of your probation or mine and may result in us both being locked up again for communicating - you know who you are!
And if you read this entire profile than one billion trillion bonus points for you...and hope to talk soon!
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