You don't want to read this profile so just stop. We booth know you don't want to date someone who's smart, funnie, intelligent and respectful. What you're really looking for is a project, someone who will treat you like crap and drop you like a bad habit after they've gotten you into bed. Since I'm not that guy you likely won't reply to me email.
So now that that you've made it this far maybe you are one of those tremendously rare individuals who is looking for a good guy. If that is the case than I'd like to get to know you so give me a shout and we'll go from there.