Kumusta, nice to mit you! I hope we can mit pace to pace bery soon!
I'm a binata prum de Pilipeens where I wus working ass an Englis ticher. I'm new to Winnipeg and I wunt to mit pipple. Achewally, I wunt to mit prenly pipple. I also want to go to pun places to hang out and hab a bery good time. Maraming salamat po to all my pips!
I lub isda, dat means pish in Englis. I lub to go pishing and catch lots op pish becuss it's not pun to go pishing and not catch any pish. My prens tell me to go to Plenty op Pish so I come here.
Ded you know one opp the Blacked-Eyed Piss ees a pilipino? He's cool and so am I, jus look at my poto. Some op my prens say I look like him; udder prens say he looks like me but I'm bery more good-looking! Aren't I pogi? I'be been called de pilipino Brad Pitt. Oh yeah, I hab a crush on Pergie - she's great! I lub to listen to "Elepunk" - it's one of my pabrits op all time!
I lub to make and eat sitsaron (pilino pork rinds) and would lub to bring you some. It is good wit binneger.
I'm looking por lub and adbenture but I'm not looking por a loose girl! I like to lib lipe to de pullest!
My prens would describe me as prenly, pull of lipe, sopisticated, likes to lap and hab a good time, pun-lubbing, adbenturus, porgibing, tup on de outside, sopt on de inside - a pipple-person. I'm also like a elepent - I neber porget! Do I hab what your looking por?
By de way, de boxer poto is Manny Pacquiao - I bit him up once when we were kids and he ihi in his pants!
I like to write pomes so here is one I wrot. Achewally it's a rap, becuss sometimes I like to be a rapper like Pipty Cent! And tenk you por reading my propile!
I'm talking wit you boy!
What's da matta op you?
Nebah seen such a pogi Pinoy??
You smell baho!
Like rotten isda!
You know what else?
I tink your bakla!
I'm a Pilipino G!
Yes, dat's me!
So be bery apraid!
Cos you'll umihi!
Are you on Pacebook? I lub Pacebook, it is so addictib!! Pleece added me as a prend on Pacebook! Eben dough I already hab a lot of prends on Pacebook (I ackchewally lost count - it's between porty-poor and piptypibe prends), I will gladly accept your prend request. Why? Becuss you can neber hab too many prends, expeshully on Pacebook!
Janewarry Pibe, Too-Towsan-Nine
I wish you hab a happy 2009 dat is pull op pun and adbenchures!
Lipe shood be an adbenture – it is too short not to be. I lib lipe by tree simple rools:
1) Lib lipe to de pullest!
2) Lib lipe on de ejje!
3) Lib like it is your last day on Eart!
Oh, and here's a port rule to lib by - 4) No head games!
I also work bery hard and play bery much harder! Well, I guess I would be working hard ip I had a job...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Let's go hab a nice dinner at a nice place called Pude in Ossborn Billage. Or ip you don't like pancy pood, we can go to Kentucky Pried Chicken and order prench pries wit extra graby - mmmm, sarap! Or hab you heard op Poody Goody? Where eber we go, do you mind ip we split de bill pipty-pipty?
Or ip you jus want to go hab a coppee, dat's pine wit me! My trit! But not Starbucks, too expensib! You can buy a house back home por de price of a coppee at Starbucks! Or ip you like to hab a alcohol beberage, we could go to Tabern United? Or when de wedder gets nicer, we can go por a walk at de Porks - I'll eben buy de maliit-dohnuts.
And pliss remembere, like my Mudder would says - no loose girls!! Ip I date a loose girl she will say "Hajus-Mari-Osep" and tell me to come back home. But I don't care ip you're loose or not, I'm jus bery happy to hab a date!