to read me is to experience just the tip... the tip of the ice berg. haha.
kind of.... lol ^
POF woudlnt let me put up anymore interests. FAIL
i love to eat. i am an obese man in a fat mans body.
if you want the boy next door... then go next door... i'm more of the gay best friend type...
im sweaty. im dirty. im smelly. i eat greasy food and i love playing sports and being a guy. on certain occasions people tell me im a nice guy, but i feel like they're lying.
my mommy says she loves me. and I have smelly feet.
This banana guy is awesome!
making pouty kissy faces at the camera.... just smile, show some teeth.
brain eating zombies... that can run. the slow ones arent so bad...
swimming in the ocean.
Cousin It Bangs... =(
sitting in the middle seat on a plane in between two "overly healthy" people...
getting hit by parked cars.
smiling with your mouth closed.... its really not as cute as you think it is...
Girls who can eat!
Girls who can kill spiders...
Girls who dont mind talking on the phone when they're droppin the kids off at the pool.
Girls who can dance! (to the rhythm...)
Girls who can sing!
Girls who dont have a problem wearing basketball shorts!
Girls who can get ready in 10 minutes! (wifebeater and jeans is ok...)
Girls who can eat left overs!
Going to the ocean.
Long walks on short piers.
my Disney Pass...
CARNE ASADA FRIES!!!!!
Tocino, Adobo, Sinigang. Paksiw.
im not crazy... the voices in my head are crazy...
on a side note:
- loyal and loving Brother, Son, Grandson, Friend.
- Own a car and a house
- Have a steady job
- Loves to travel, sing, play my guitar, bowl, snowboard, be merry and drama and jealous free.
- I am a Loving, Caring, Compassionate man who gives his 100%.
Things I've done this year:
- Decided to take the rest of the year off
- Jumped out of a plane
- Practiced my zombie apocalypse shooting @ the sheriff academy
- Got certified as a bartender
- Ran the Warrior Dash
- Hiked the hills of Socal
- enjoyed everyday as its my last
- Finish Backpacking thru Australia 4.18
- Camping Tahoe 5.15
- Traveling to San Fran 4.15
- ROC race - finished in 45 minutes
- Tough Mudder - Orange headband in 5 hours.
- Week in FL
A puerto rican rainforrest.
-kayaked thru a glow in the dark bay.
-zip lined thru a rainforrest
- hit up chicago and georgia
Things to do this year
- Backpacking thru Europe in Oct postponed.... gonna help build a high school in Costa Ric)
- Disney Marathon
- Bungee Jump
- Zipline in Costa Rica
- Alaskan cruise
- Hike more
- Open to any more ideas?
I love to wine and dine my women.... only the best.... anything off the dollar menu... or they can super size my combo... and I would even share some fries and my drink.
i do travel often... so feel free to take up some of my time and send me a msg.
next stops on the list for the year: backpack thru europe, australia, fiji.
we would probably go bowling with my fambam.... we are a bunch of Jerks, ***holes, and Jokesters so if you can't hang you may have to find a ride home... =(
if you can hang... you might get a supersized combo at the end of the nite.
I am really open and up for pretty much anything. I can be highly competetive, bring it!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO TAKE SERIOUSLY. HAVE FUN WITH IT!
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. It is not just in some of us, it is in everyone, and as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. "
- marrianne williamson
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