A propos de David
I'm a traveler in the Semiconductor industry. I have lived out of a suitcase for the better part of 15 years. I like meeting new people and am always in need of finding a tour guide in the cities I'm assigned. My assignments are anywhere from 2 months to a year.
I'll be in Austin for a few more months. I'm looking for an absolute lunatic to hang out with and to introduce to my crazy friends downtown. I want to like you, but I have that spot reserved. We can still be super great friends. Let's paint the town red and burn down the rest!
Yeah, (the blah, blah filler applies to me too) cute, funny - I hope you are-, extremely chill, clever, etc. Check me out... I'm unique (just like everybody else) :)
I'm an Atheist (note the "A" tattoo.). Please don't try to save me. I still think you're cool! I'm ok to talk about it if you like, but I'm really sure that you won't convince me. Seriously. Those concepts have become almost foreign to me.
Favorite drinking toast: "Here's to rattlesnakes and condoms. I don't **** with either one!" Yes. Probably offensive, but it's the funniest toast I've ever heard.
I love sarcasm. I use it alot. I speak my mind. for better or worse. but, I'll never directly attack you. I promise.
I'll say that I like blues, and I do. But, I've been listening to alot of 80's metal and the newer heavier stuff on Slacker.
I'm a closet wannabe biker scumbag. Planning out my sleeve tattoo and looking for the bike that is probably going to kill me. I can't WAIT!
Confession: Fat is my racism. I'm working so hard to make myself the best I can be for the first time in 44 years. I have a great story. Ask me about it. So, when I see people drinking gravy and parking in the handicapped spots just because they abuse their bodies, I get personally offended for their wasting the great opportunity that the Universe gave them.
I kinda dig a bit of vanity! Why SHOULD we "age gracefully"? I say FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! To look and feel young is the whole reason we invented science, isn't it?
I need someone to train me in the gym. I want to learn to run. I want to learn to Salsa dance, and to learn to do all the spinny moves while I 2 step. Anyone got the time to show me these?