why lie about it i am moody as hell.
LOOK I AM ONLY WRITING ABOUT THE sh*tTHAT I HAVE COME ACROSS I COULDNT MAKE THIS UP SO DONT GET OFFENDED.
DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE LEFT HANDED. THEY TEND TO LIE FOR NO REASON AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ANGLE.
DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE A FEBRUARY PISCES.
DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU HAVE NEVER DATED A BLACK WOMAN BEFORE.
DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOUR JOHNSON IS THE SIZE OF A NUB AND U HAVE TO SLAP AND TALK TO IT IN ORDER FOR IT TO GET UP. I CANT TOLERATE THAT TYPE OF ABUSE.
DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU LOOK LIKE A SPA HAWK (ITS AN UGLY BIRD).
none, survival, hanging in there, i am here.
i dont have any hobbies so why lie about it.
i dont have any goals . why talk about myself so you can use it against me.
i like the old music i.e. tyrone davis, bobby blue bland, little milton, johnnie taylor, sir charles, david ruffin and the temptations, smoke robinson and the miracles, candi staton, staple singers, aretha franklin, old style gospel swanee quintet, johnnie taylor and the soul stirrers, frank lucas good thang man, margie evan good thang queen, theodis easly
i like classic movies, action movies, mysteries, no depressing sh*ti.e. folks with problems
what makes me unique is that i feel like ms. celia from the color purple. i am here.
i like to read some times. i like comedy programs like 1000 ways to die makes me feel great. i dont like a lot of bs. or annoying folks. i dont like to argue or be stressed out.
DISCLAIMER: You as a man know what you like or are attracted to. I too know what I am attracted to. aint nobody perfect we all got issues you need to decide which ones u want to deal with.
what i dont like are trashy, uneducated, simpleminded, lying ass idiots that are overly opinionated about other people's lives. what i am looking for is someone i can get along that is not bisexual, bicurious, a practicing butt pirate or booty bandit in all honesty that type of behavior is nasty. no azz hole fondling or touching of any kind. NO CROSS DRESSERS. i am not into cameras, gerbals, chicks (women), instruments. i do not like left handed circumcised men with a small johnson that are unemployed, borderline homeless, or in transitional housing.
if you look at your johnson its the size of a peanut i do not have time to encourage you to eat your wheaties so that it will grow. i just do not want to go there ever again its terrible and then the delusion thats its a normal adult size is more than i can tolerate at this time in my life.IF ITS LAYING THERE LIKE OLD VETERAN WAVING THE WHITE FLAG OF DEFEAT KEEP IT MOVIN. I WANT A PRIVATE THAT CAN STILL DO THE SALUTE AND STAND AT ATTENTION. I DO NOT WANT TO WASTE ANYONE'S TIME LET ME KEEP IT REAL: If you have a johnson that is so small and i have to ask where's the beef thats a problem. I WANT A MANDINGO LOVER THAT CAN POP MY KUNTA KENTA AND THEN BEAT IT LIKE KUTA KENTA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. if you are tall as mini me from austin powers keep it movin. if you are serial killer, rapist, murderer keep it movin. I AM NOT INTO INMATE LOVE!!! if you do not have a license keep it movin. if you are hyginal nasty keep it movin. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A JOB AND ARE A THIEF KEEP IT MOVIN. i am just tired of dealing with bs. i just want to meet someone that is semi normal. i am not looking for perfection. SIMPLY PUT IF YOU ARE A LYING ASS, BROKE, TRASHY, TRIFFLING MUTHA F****A. LEAVE ME ALONE.
PS IF YOU ARE A SOCIOPATH KEEP IT MOVIN AND IF YOU ARE TRASHY AND YOU KNOW IT KEEP IT MOVIN....
I WANT SOMEONE THAT CAN READ AND WRITE FOR STARTERS. NOT A MAN WITH THE VOCABULARY AND VENACULAR OF STREET URCHIN. SOMEONE THAT CAN FORMULATE COHERENT SENTENCES. please do not contact me for treesomes or girl on girl action i am not into that filth. it irritates me when someone asks me to be a participate in something that i truly abhor. also do not contact me about perverted azz sexual fantasies, one night stands or fwb scenarios. i dont like someone trying to badger me into sex and talk about how great he is when in actuality its another ****ing fantasy because you are used to dealing with a blow up doll that doesnt complain. i dont like it when someone tries to psychologically **** with my head with a whole bunch of emotional bullshit. I AM NOT F***IING INTERESTED
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HOODLUMS, HOOD RATS, GANGSTAS, THUGS, FREAKS, PERVERTS, EX CONS, PAROLEES, GHETTO KINGS, WHITE MEN THAT ACT MORE BLACK THAN ME IT FRIGHTENS ME BECUS IT IS A DAMN SHAME. NO K - FED (KEVIN FEDERLINES).
AND REMEMBER THE DAY OF THE GEECHIE IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it depends on who is paying for it. i dont like cheap o skates. i dont want to be bored. i dont want to be around annoying people. and something else i dont like are flakes and if your a flake KEEP IT MOVIN.
another thing i dont like is someone trying to get me to participate in broke activities such as going to your house to watch a movie, or buy one get one free, or go to a sh*tinfested park and watch ducks fight over moldy bread while homeless people sleep nearby. think why the **** would i want to go to a stranger's house and watch a movie? when i could stay home and do that. IF YOU ARE A BROKE AZZ MISER KEEP IT MOVIN AKA EBENIZER SCROOGE
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